Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
That’s acentuación diacritica for you :D
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generatinghotnfreshwebcontent:
please keep in mind that people are products of their environments
nobody our age invented homophobia
nobody our age invented racism
nobody our age invented gender roles and the oppression needed to make them work
they’re wrong for holding those ideals, and you can tell them that, but please please believe they are only holding true to what they’ve been told their entire lives
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(via archistudent)I’ve learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving. This is counterintuitive, because complaining about deadlines is a near-universal pastime.
I’d like the head I’m building to be animatronic. The lips would curl back and the jaws would open and snap out, just like in the movie…I know how each of these actions should work individually, but I keep getting stumped when it comes to choreographing them all to operate together. And when I’m stumped without a deadline, I tend to let things go.
Adam Savage - Mythbuster and Special Effects Designer extraordinaire [x]
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
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